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Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Does CloudFlare protect blackhat sites from DDOS attacks?
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
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¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Can anyone or anything overthrow your belief in the Jewish God?
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
What is your favourite true story to tell at a party?
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
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In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
What was your worst experience while living with roommates?
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Are LGBT people accepted in Japan?
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Do leftists understand why young men are becoming more right-wing?
Make Nazis afraid again!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Does eating bread before bed make you fat? If so, why?
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
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Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...